I vow to thee: I got you.
So… you’ve found someone to rock your life with. Go you lovestruck legends! And now, you’re chasing a ceremony that’s a lil more confetti cannon than Corinthians. A lil more party than done-to-death. You want it fun. Right?
But let’s be real. It's a sea of beige out there. And I'm guessing death by bland is not your colour. You can already feel the cringe making your skin crawl, yeah?
Well listen up lovers: It doesn't have to be that way. Your ceremony should be the party starter. Not a snoozefest that makes your guests need a drink to dull the pain. So chill. Cos I'll be nailing your lovefest. I'll be your Hypester Hitcher, Dopamine Dealer, Hell Yeah moment maker. Mother funking MC. How?
As your marriage celebrant, I’ll get to the real you, flip and reverse the tradish, and make it rain fetti, fun and dem delish feels. I'll deliver the day YOU want. Not the one Aunty Mary wants. I'm your secret weapon. It's GO-time on your kick-arse wedding day.
Every ceremony is built fresh, just for you. No templates. No recycled speeches. No “we’re gathered here today” nonsense. Instead, your guests get a ceremony with laughs, heart, and moments they won’t see coming. The secret sauce? You. I just know how to cook it.
What’s included? Your how-it-started story, who you are for each other, and how you move through this one wild and precious life together. That’s just a taste of the good stuff. Because keeping it real and chill always hits harder.
To ALL the love maverick, straight, LGBTQ, gay, lesbian, queer... I say I DO.
I'm not here to toot my horn as the 'Best Celebrant and MC in Sydney.' No way Jose (ok: lil toot). But if you're here, I've got a feeling in my waters you're probs a Kath and Kim fan...and I could be the best celebrant for you. Wanna find out?
Let’s meet
Let’s do something about it.
Now, what kind of wedding day you feelin'? A tiny elopement? A mid-sized micro wedding? A big party with 100 guests cheering you on? Let's find your perfect fit.
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We could not have found a better celebrant. Zoe totally shocked us with awesomeness on our wedding day.
Kris Hal
Zoe is the most hilarious, fun, shit-hot, up-for-anything celebrant.
Aminique Chris
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
It all starts with a Hey Zoe! Hit me up and book a vibe check, legends: A bev and a bant at my local or a lil Zoom action satisfaction.
It IS me? Yay!
We’re on! I'm the designated driver of the nuptials bus as we make a couple of fun stops to meet and chat about how it's all gonna go down.
You bring the vows.
I bring the wows.
Using your love story as the inspo, I write you a ceremony that hits the sweet spot where all the fun and feels live. Boring bits not invited. Nothing awkward to see here.
Your best freaking day.
I arrive supercharged, ready to rock. The party starts now. Laughs, awws, happy tears as we pack the marrying with surprise and effin delight! Loads of clappin’ and a cheerin’, and a kissin’. You're shit-hot hitched!
