What's the Hitchuation ?
What are you going to do with all that love? Whatever you damn like, is what. How you do or don't do "I Do" is no-one's biz but your own. Whether you’re going for a glam micro wedding, a chill elopement, or a disco ceremony and party, do it any which way but bloody boring.
Make It Rain Wows
This ripper of a package is the shebang I tell ya! Imagine your wildest wedding dreams comin' true, imagine your epic tale rocked to wow and warm the hearts, imagine your own hype gal takin' care of biz, imagine snacks and bevvies for the chinwags, imagine a shit-tonne of FUN for all the guests you desire.
I got you.
You get:
- As much of me as you need superstars. Unlimited chits and chats fo' shizzle. I'm your person for all your FAQs and WTFQs.
- A script written just for two lovestruck legends that'll have your ride or dies screaming *that was so you*. I'll capture your unique and pretty spesh take how you rock love and life. About 30 minutes of shit-hot, not shit.
- A magic ceremony maker to tell me what you want, what you really really want. Don't know? I'll shower you with ideas and tips to make it rain WOW.
- Betty Bose the Boss PA and Magic Mic – If we’re amping up the fun, we need to amp up the sound.
- A vow writing guide to kick vowcrastination to the curb. Plus me, the Kween of Epic Edits.
- Vow cards – looking pretty for the photos.
- Coordination with all your wedding creatives on the day.
- All the paperwork of course! Dah.
- A ceremony run-through so you're feeling hot to trot ready to roll. With snacks of course.
- Over 30 hours of dedicated to YOU: writing, paperwork, meetings and practising like a mofo in front of the mirror :)
- A whopper 80 km of travel :0
Bucks for Ceremony Bang: $1,445 (+GST)
For weddings further than 80km from CBD, there's a little travel fee of $1 per KM plus tolls :)
Serving mother-tuxing realness as celebrant and MC for these hotties @jimmy_raper
MC The House Down Mother Funkers
Sure! Uncle Fred and cousin Kate are hilarious! And you love em! But can they run a run sheet like a badass? Can they stay sober? Can they wrangle the kitchen, the other vendors, and the speech makers into a lean mean hitching machine? And if you love em, why are you making them work? Just sayin' :)
Or...you could get me to be your party boss lady aka your celebrant and mc kickass combo. Cos no-one is gonna run interference for you like I can. And when I say " Leave that with me lovers" all you'll hear?
The sound of sweet relief as you get on down to party town.
- A personalised wedding reception script and run order
- A party run-through when we do the ceremony run-through
- Coordination with the venue and vendors
- All my brilliant ideas to make your party pop. Ask me about my spinning wheel and awards!
- A super-profesh MC high on party buzz not happy juice.
- And the big one: peace of mind! How's the serenity? (The Castle, am I right?)
Celebrant and MC delish double-scoop: $2,295 (+GST) $345 buckeroos saved
MC only bucks for bang: $1,195 (+GST)
Travel fee if I'm not your hitcher too: First 80km FREE and then $1 per KM plus tolls :)
The F-Bomb
Rock small, roll mighty with The F-bomb: Fun+ Fab+Feels = Fierce. This triple threat dynamite of a ceremony is for superstars who want it Simples. Have it anywhere you fancy from your balcony to a restaurant, bowling alley or bar (yes ploise). Drop the F-bomb fast and so very hot.
You get:
- Pronounced official AF with a totally personalised 10- 15 min ceremony created just for you and Boo.
- Vow writing guide so you can smash out your vows. Only if ya wanna.
- A meet up to chat nuptials and how easy this all feels. You're welcome ;)
- All paperwork done and dusted.
- In a metro Sydney location, you love. Cos a Registry office kinda sucks.
- Killer party of up to 10 guests! Plus you two lovestrikers and me, your small but mighty hypester hitcher.
- Just so you know, Registry weddings in an office are $550ish. And you defs don't get a fun experience. And I'll leave it at that :0
Bucks for bang: $795 (+GST)
Within 10km of Marrickville FREE and then $1 per KM plus tolls.
Magic Micro Realness
Want the sizzle without the shitfight? The party without the big production? The guests without the guest seating chart? Then this is perfect for you. Whether you’re vibing a cool urban spot or somethin' pretty further afield, I'll get you happily hitched, hassle-free. What's not to love?
You get:
- An 1000% personal and fun 20-minute ceremony making you feel crazy good and loved up.
- Vow writing guide guaranteed to cure the vowphobia.
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Two planning catch ups to create the magic for your 'mony and then some.
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All the paperwork completed and lodged.
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Up to 30 of your fave humans. Huzzah!
- I'll help you source other superstar vendors for your love fest. I know the best people, not gonna lie.
- Superstar sound from the one and only Betty Bose (yeah I name my speakers) for the beats and the vows.
Bucks for bang: $995 (+GST)
First 30km from Marrickville FREE, and then $1 per KM plus tolls.
"My wife and I probably met over 20 celebrants! However, we knew almost instantly that Zoe was the one for us. I can’t sing her praises enough. Just go ahead and arrange to meet her. She will exceed all your expectations. 6 stars out of 5!"
Johnny and Alison
